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Couple of Good 'Ole Boys

Nothing like coming back from vacation to a new terror alert from the Okay Corral on the Campaign Trail. I can't help but hear the clip clop of campaign horses as Ridge flashes "target" buildings in my town during his press conference.

You can almost see them plotting on Pennsylvania Avenue. Faces turning white in the saloon as they watch President Clinton shoot their tactics and performance like clay pigeons during the democratic convention. Knowing that they won't survive a facedown, instead, they plot to hijack the good guys on the road leading to town. Scare the townspeople off. "You see here, they'll have to cross this road, so let them shoot down them clay pigeons and when the show's over, we'll arrange to hijack them. Then we'll post "wanted" posters all around town blaming Jesse James - everyone knows Jesse James is a murder - and pull the town's sympathy toward us hardworkin' lawmakers! We could even post a RE-ward!" Oh wait, they did that already.

Come to think of it, Cheney looks like Boss Hog.

Yep, that's more like it. Just a couple 'a good ole boys.

I can't wait until Bo and Luke Duke and Uncle Jesse trip them up in their own stupid scheming and send them back to drill more dry land in Texas.

In the meantime, it's business as usual in Manhattan. Orange alert? We don't need colors here, we've been watching our own backs for the last three years. Can't count on a President to do it for ya, when he doesn't even have enough sense to leave a school room and inquire about a dire message when it's delivered, but sits through children's books.

Send him back to Yale. I hear he organized a mean kegger. He can play with the physics major's model nukes until he learns how to say the word and then is taught that we don't need to undo 20 years of disarmament to float defense monies to his family friends to make more nukes and egg on the rest of the world for massive deployment of their arsonals.

6:47 p.m. - 2004-08-02

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